Oh their Guard!!
The robber barons have,
in one fell swoop, pulled the philosophical rug out from under their Christo-fascist conservative dupes!
How's it feel to have your free-market Messiahs commit
the cardinal sin in the capitalist credo?
Now your masters have finally
publicly socialised corporate debt, you will be mercilessly lampooned whenever you impotently condemn satanic Libruls of being God-denyin' soshallusts.
Oh the schadenfreude is exquisite!!
