Straddler's Remorse

I guess we never learn. Even though we've danced a few times with a lampshade on our head, we still seem to have another episode waiting within us. One that will be talked about for awhile.

My girlfriend and I went out last night. It was a business function, but our favorite local band was playing. They are the ultimate party band. Since I am currently not representing the "business community" in my town, I decided to just be myself..................YIKES Also, I can pretty easily lead my friend down the dark path as well. She is a follower.

We may officially be known as their groupies by now. All I know is I'm tired today. Trekking through the grocery store with a 2 year old was a challenge, but I'm home alive.

I'll leave you to wonder about the title of this piece. It is fairly innocent, but I asked that the photos not be posted on the website.

Keep me away from "stupid juice" (aka rum and diet cokes) and lampshades. I'm back in hibernation mode.