I'm too cool for BUNCO
Posted 05-01-2008 at 10:03 AM by J04miller
My alarm clock didn't go off this morning. You should know my alarm clock is my two year old. Usually he wakes up early so I don't worry about using a real alarm. So my day got off to a crazy start as I had to get the 7 year old off to school, etc.
In the midst of flying toast, juice and cereal the phone rings. It is one of the other moms from school. She #1 tells me my Pampered Chef order is in (highway robbery this crap) and #2 asked if I'd like to join her and some other ladies on a BUNCO league. Ugh.
If you don't know anything about BUNCO, that makes two of us. All I do know about it is that a bunch of snobby chicks gather about once a month to gossip, drink and roll dice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunco
As some of you know, the drinking part would peak my interest
, but hanging out with middle-aged ladies who endlessly talk about their kids and other boring subjects does not interest me in the least.
I'd be more suited for a dart, pool or bowling league. I like to swill beer, swear and dance wildly to bands.
Sorry local moms, I have to say PASS on your snooty BUNCO league. If you are interested, I'll be at the corner tavern with the real people.
In the midst of flying toast, juice and cereal the phone rings. It is one of the other moms from school. She #1 tells me my Pampered Chef order is in (highway robbery this crap) and #2 asked if I'd like to join her and some other ladies on a BUNCO league. Ugh.
If you don't know anything about BUNCO, that makes two of us. All I do know about it is that a bunch of snobby chicks gather about once a month to gossip, drink and roll dice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunco
As some of you know, the drinking part would peak my interest
, but hanging out with middle-aged ladies who endlessly talk about their kids and other boring subjects does not interest me in the least.I'd be more suited for a dart, pool or bowling league. I like to swill beer, swear and dance wildly to bands.
Sorry local moms, I have to say PASS on your snooty BUNCO league. If you are interested, I'll be at the corner tavern with the real people.
Total Comments 1
Comments
|
Every time we move to a new area, I'm asked to join the neighbor Bunco group, fresh meat, I guess. I always tell them, I'll be an alternate/substitute. It doesn't appeal to me for the same reason you listed, plus I would have to clean my house and cook. lol.
|
 
|
Recent Blog Entries by J04miller
- Straddler's Remorse (05-09-2008)
- Are feelings less hurt in cyberspace? (05-04-2008)
- I'm too cool for BUNCO (05-01-2008)
- Wisconsin (04-29-2008)
- Exhaustion and Age (04-27-2008)
