I guess we never learn. Even though we've danced a few times with a lampshade on our head, we still seem to have another episode waiting within us. One that will be talked about for awhile.

My girlfriend and I went out last night. It was a business function, but our favorite local band was playing. They are the ultimate party band. Since I am currently not representing the "business community" in my town, I decided to just be myself..................YIKES Also,...

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AWE can be a pretty rough place. If you cringe at the thought of being called a pig fucker or cunt, you may want to look for the chat room at huggies.com.

I was wondering..........does it hurt less to be insulted via the internet vs. in person? I know it is definitely easier to insult someone from my keyboard vs. face to face. You don't really know who you are insulting and therefore care less about the human being on the receiving end.

Hey, I know this place is...

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My alarm clock didn't go off this morning. You should know my alarm clock is my two year old. Usually he wakes up early so I don't worry about using a real alarm. So my day got off to a crazy start as I had to get the 7 year old off to school, etc.

In the midst of flying toast, juice and cereal the phone rings. It is one of the other moms from school. She #1 tells me my Pampered Chef order is in (highway robbery this crap) and #2 asked if I'd like to join her and some other ladies...

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Some of you may have noticed a negative pattern in my discussion of Wisconsin weather. I'm always this way this time of year. I battle with my love of living here every year at this time. The weather sucks here in early spring.

Today was decent. The sun came out most of the day, and we may have hit 50 degrees. Tonight a friend coaxed me to do our "big walk" which is an hour of a big hill and back down. I hesitated knowing that I'd have to put on my hat and gloves to...

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We visited some friends in IL this weekend. The friends are younger than me. The female is 25 and the male is 30. I will be 38 this summer..........by the way, I'm o.k. with that. I've learned to embrace my inner cougar.

The issue is with the whooping it up. The younger folks can slam down the drinks (as I suppose I was able to do in my 20s). I can consume some drinks as well, but my problem occurs with the sleep deprivation that follows. I can no longer pass out into...

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