Your mamma so old she farts dust.

Your mamma so old she still owes Julius Cesar a quarter.

Your mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles, traffic proceeds with caution.

Your mamma so dumb she got stabbed at a gunfight.

Your mamma gotta a wig with a chin-strap.

Your momma got a fake leg talking about call me "Peg"

Your mamma so lazy she just lies on the ground talking about call me "Sandy"