Since libs are more inclined to symbolism over substance, perhaps he could borrow "Stretch Pelosi" to pose as the family poodle. She's well groomed as we expect from this type of dog, and I would supposed is house broken. I know if I were to have a poodle I'd name her Nancy Pelosi. But I don't want a poodle, but if I did that would be the perfect name for the bitch.

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"YOU CAN'T BE FOR BIG GOVERNMENT, BIG TAXES, AND BIG BUREAUCRACY AND STILL BE FOR THE LITTLE GUY." Ronald Reagan