Yes I'm supposedly first.

(Timmys vacation subpoena trip.)
As I understand it he left yesterday. Being that Indiana is not that far & he would have reached me before 10 pm, I imagine something happened....

First they left after 12 noon so most likely the first thing that hit them was, Chicago traffic.

Then after about 3 hours of stop & go traffic they finally make it to the South side at the White Sox stadium. They probably turned off there & got stopped by the police because he has a trailer on the back & they think he's got a brothel on wheels or some kind of pedophile with all his kids stuffed in back. Because Chicago cops are notorious throw in jail first ask questions later they put him in Cook County & strip search him. he currently is tossing salad at Cook. His kids are now in DCFS & his wife is charged for prostitution. No reason either just because the Chicago cops can...& will.

Now his new truck is in the Chicago pound, has been stripped & the trailer is permanently....missing.

Day one.

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