Originally Posted by luminox PM

Canadians typically speak English more clearly and cleanly than anyone else on earth outside of -- I don't know, Minnesota. This is due, I think, to the constant threat of brain freeze and frost bite that discourages them from becoming lazy, lumbering, provincial talkers with polio of the tongue that afflicts 90% of Americans. Plus, in Canada there are fewer New Yorkers, negroes, Pittsburghers, Texans and southern white trash.

Mmm ... that might be obvious to a couple of you.

So there, eh.