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Old 05-29-2008, 12:52 AM
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(we are in the California home of a couple in their forties who have been married for 20 years...)

JANE: Did you see the news today? The state Supreme Court overturned the ban on gay marriage.

JOE: Really? Gays can marry legally now?

JANE: Yup.

JOE: Well, that's all I've been waiting for these 20 years. I want a divorce. I would never have married you at all if I could have married a man.

JANE: Yeah, well, I think I'm going to go marry a horse for all those years of no satisfaction from you, Mr. Needledick the Bug-Fucker!

JOE: But you can't marry a horse—it's not legal.

JANE: Not yet—but just you wait and see!
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