Children respond to peer pressure. Faggots intend to peer pressure children into becoming faggots. No one has a right to do that to a child. For this and other serious reasons, faggots must be denied children for the protection of the children from this faggotinian-pedophillian element running loose in our society. It is time to bring that element under control in order to protect the children of this society.

A giant roach motel for faggots may well be the answer. A giant plywood box structure painted up to look like a nasty gay bar. The middle of the interior is coated with adhesive. Faggots check-in but they dont check out. When the first of the little fag critters gets stuck in the goo, he will begin kicking up a ruckus in the form of little squeals and grunts. He will become so afraid he will shit his little shorts. The sounds of the squeals, grunts, and stink of the shit, will attract faggots like flies and bees to honey. You know how shit acts like a pheromone to a faggot, and how they all go wild when they hear those little fem squeally noises. Others will arrive and check-in and get stuck in the goo. When it is full, we call a dump truck to haul off the full one and bring us a fresh one so we can catch more of the little ass pirates. Pretty soon, the city is free of this faggotinian-pedophilian trash.

This venture will open a whole new market in the trucking industry. This venture will open a whole new market in the disposal business. This venture will create a need for more adhesives and plywoods to be produced as a National Product. We can put this program under the department of defense.