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Originally Posted by Razzputin
Crowley is a masturbation king.
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Repressed Razzie just likes to watch.
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There was once a man who toured hell with the Devil. The Devil showed him all of these evil nasty places in hell, different rooms, etc. They came upon this one very quiet room in a corner of hell. It was crammed and jambed full of clocks. Clocks everywhere. Clocks on top of clocks, on top of clocks.
The devil explained there were various rooms full of monoitoring equipment so he would know who to take to hell by way of their recorded works in life. This clock room was the room in which the devil monitored excessive masturbation habits of people. The Devil explained that when people masturbate, their assigned clock moves a little bit to make a record of how often.
Up on the wall, there was this giant clock mounted to the wall near the ceiling with large iron brackets. The man asked the devil about this particular clock, and why it was mounted up high in the room. The Devil grinned and said: "That is Crowley's clock, and it moves so often and so fast, that we save electricity down here by using it as a fan!
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As I said, Repressed Razzie likes to watch.