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Originally Posted by cottonbroker
House payment to high? Answer---"hi honey let's say we burn the fucking house down later tonight" how hard is that?
Car needs to many repairs? Answer--look in mirror for one of "those objects that are closer than they appear" and slam on your damn brakes and get hit from behind.
Gas prices? Answer--teach wife/girlfriend/homo partner/whatever to "siphon" gas from neighbors tanks.
Tired of being straight up all week at work? Answer---take a shitload of strong mind altering drugs and a Harley for weekends and get far enough away nobody recognizes you.
Family members in crisis?--Answer--kick the living dogshit out of them while you can before they get up.
You see a stranded motorist, what to do? Answer--floor the gas pedal and swerve straight for that fucker and see how big their eyes get.
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Those look more like difficult solutions to easy problems.
House payments? Get a smaller house, or rent.
Car repairs? There is a manual and a neighbor friend mechanic freek who will be happy to help.
Gas prices? Cut back on the trips to the adult bookstore at the county line.
Tired of being straight up all week at work? Motorcycle ride.
Family members in crisis?--Be the Rock.
You see a stranded motorist, what to do? Stop and help. Considering the condition of your car, the next time it is going to be you asking for help.