I honestly cannot work up enough interest to comment on this inane topic.

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Noun

asshelmet http://www.asshelmets.com/forum/index.php

1. (Internet, pejorative) Statement expressing that someone is so stupid, they use their ass as a helmet; a stronger insult than asshat.

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