NOYB, I know it's difficult to actually read and understand my post. Lots of words, dude, but if you sound them out.....

I'll tell you what - maybe once everyone hears that tremendous "POP" sound of you pulling your head out of your ass, you'll be able to process things more complicated than Blue's Clues, and we can start talking about big-boy issues.

Hang in there, champ.