Yu ah eun suh pretuh funkuh munkuh ahgumens, wich Uges eus why yo fukin heah eun dis nut haus eunsted o a reauh nut haus dat uthuwise wu save da wuld fruh yo-all. Mah, eut way late o wut?
Lemme splane sumthin to yo-all: Heah, wheh I live (DA HOO. BOO! LOL.), da saysmeh go doh to doh wit pit boos, askin if yu wanna by wutevuh boosheuh dey sellin o jes feed da dog.
Nah, dem dat by deh boosheuh live, o dey got a Glock -- bein dem dat don' BUY no boosheuh an eethu Glock em to hayuh an gone o dey take dey place on da ride, if yu gih muh driff, at sum impotent poin durin da diskushun a negosheashuns. We tawkin fruh entuhprize heah, buh ahso an mo impotent we tawkin wut happuh in da hoo stay in da hoo.
Noboduh aytsih da hoo evuh gonna no wut happuh to seuh da deah, cah dey ain' no snichin in da hoo. Snichin a deth sentunce, an fo wut? Sheeuh, yu steuh got tumoruh, ri? Maybuh it ain' prettuh buh it defunatluh blak.
Nah, dey a hint fo yo-all stupih fukin labia crackas. Sorruh, I men Liberuh. Labalabalabalaba ...LOL.
Dat wy I wanna move inta yo-all naybohoo. I a po, scahd blak mah an I gotta get muh away fruh dis sheeu-ho a crime an danguh dat ain' safe fo ah da po litta blak childn.
"I jes a so who eun suh a da goo,
Oh Lohd ple don' lemmuh be misundastoo." -- Duh Aneemuhs. Halleberry, ameh.
I respeck yo-all opineon. Wheh cah I muv in wit yu? Yu weuh love muh rap co-lek-sheeun, an we cah take dahn smah ayplayns wit muh fukin musuk sistum.
Ung ung ung ung ...
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