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Originally Posted by Skinny Fatts
Nah, I'm just bored. You're a smart guy or gal, you'll figure it out.
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You're right though. Most Christians, unlike their Kike idol, don't live their lives according to the dusty old By Bill. And thank fuck for that! Because the Bible has the same potential within its covers as the Koran does to
finally tip the already religiously insane, sole world super power over the edge into a carbon copy of Al Qaeda.
All it takes is the likes of psychotic cunts like Bluedog - exploiting the "patriotism" (i.e. narcissism) and fear-inspired xenophobia of his genetically brain damaged, Deliverance dwelling rellies to get into the pants of their pre-teen daughters - attracting other fetal alcohol syndrome simpletons like Celtic Raving, Nathan, etc and....
Well the first thing you know ol' Blue's a millionaire,
Inbred's said "Blue, move away from there!"
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Shazaam! The First Church of Bluedog, The Backwood John the Baptist, plus Ammo, Bait, Beer and Fine Old Koolaid is born!
In no time the Church has has its own Crystal Cathedral and the attentive ear of America's compulsory Proddie Presidunce - who was bought up on yet another Bluedog's fascistic "Back to the Future" foamy-mouthed fulminations too.
All of a sudden, everything fits like a senatorial finger in a page boy's bum.
The Presidunce has the "decent man of God" he needs to convince the country's meatheaded cannon fodder that Marineliness is next to Godliness and that God wants the Marine Corps to save the world from the evil forces of (insert the anti-Christian enemy du jour here)
Blue has a harem of thousands of titless Sunday school kids to sexually exploit in his forlon efforts to finally find a pussy tight enough to flatter his pencil dick.
And Ozzie and Harriet and
Herbert Philbrick are in Souper Heaven smiling down on their Lost in the (BC) Fifties creation, and all is well in Protestonia.
