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Originally Posted by Bil_Stunbmun
I saw that space aliens talked to Rush Limbaugh and are plotting with him to invade Earth.
I know it's true because I either read it in the World Weekly News or saw it on CBS.
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Are you the real bil_stunbmun, or just an acolyte?
Bil. So far we have the First and Second laws of conspiracy theory;
1) "Conspiracy theories have a certain characteristic. They rely on a specific sequence of separate events happening together, in which each event has a low individual chance, because the events are based on speculation as opposed to fact. When all the probabilities are multiplied together, the resulting conspiracy is as likely as...well, space aliens addressing Congress."
2) "The second law of conspiracy theories is that only people with previous records of loonatism ever propose them in the first place."
3) In keeping with thermodynamics, we need a third law of conspiracy theories. Something having to do with 'there is no such thing as a free lunch', or 'sh*t happens'...or something like that.