Originally Posted by Agent_Grey

The time has come for my confession on behalf of the Jewish community. After the Second World War, we all got together, I mean ALL of us in one place, and had us a pow-wow.

"Let's take advantage of the fact a ton of us just got killed!" My grandfather said.

"Yes! How can we capitlize on this great opportunity?!" Said my great-aunt.

"I know! We'll use it to get Israel back!"

And Zionism was born.

Then my uncle was all like, "But wait, only two hundred thousand of us got killed!" (They had counted already at that point "There's no way that's enough to illicit the sympathy we'll need to pul lthis off.

"Okay, let's say it was six million! Then we'll be rewarded with our wonderful real estate and know peace for all time!"

Thus is my confession. It's a good thing you guys found us out and stopped the Jew conspiracy to umm....uhhh.... well darn good you stopped us anyway.