Pig Fucker Study
Pig Fucker Study
Stuttgart, Germany
CNN.com
A comprehensive 10 year study has recently been concluded in Stuttgart. The study was to analyze the frequency of "pig fucking" among Baden-Württemberg residents.
Hans Kohler of Stuttgart responded, "Pig fucking is quite prevelant among Germans. In fact, I have a few friends living in the states that refer to it often in their blogging. We've asked that they not use their real names as to hide their true identities as pig fuckers".
Pig fucking is mainly practiced among disgruntled German men. They typically are unemployed and drink lots of beer.
President Horst Köhler has earmarked an undisclosed amount of Euros to deal with this silent killer. President Köhler has promised his fellow German citizens that pig fucking will be eradicated by the year 2021.
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