I know what you mean about the mind control, Petey...my local News was playing at mind control when they told us Tippy the dog was rescued from the lake by local rescue workers.

I know there was a Tippy because I've seen him, I heard from independent reliable sources that he did indeed fall in the lake, and I've seen for myself that he is, in fact, not dead from the experience. But the whole "rescued" thing? Unconfirmed!

If he was so heroically rescued, where's the footage? Where're the grinning heroes hgamming it up with exhausted-but-happy-Tippy?! For that matter, I only have the Media's word that the rescue workers even exist...I've never seen these mythic beings, yet they tax me for these supposed services and they legislate where I can and can't park for the convenience of these heroic, intangible beings...

That's all I'm going to say for now. I'm working on an exposé as we speak.

Fight the Power, People!

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