Originally Posted by hoosier88

If liberals are actually going to be deported, it's only fair we take with us the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, etc. It's not as if the remnant waiting for the Rapture to cure all the environmental, contamination, bovine growth hormone, massive dosing of food animals w/ antibiotics, the collapse of honeybees, bats, California salmon, etc. populations have any use for the docs, except perhaps to wipe with afterwards. But be of good cheer, once gas hits $5/gal & diesel close behind, there won't be any need to wipe. Once the water is unfit to drink & with no caloric intake, your body will start to digest itself from the inside out - a purely biological act of desperation, hoping to eke out enough time for rescue to come.

There won't be any, of course, since rice production has collapsed in Australia already. And fuel transportation increases are putting even the flavored dirt that people in Haiti eat as the last resort out of reach. Bon appetit!