Originally Posted by luminox PM

Ghostdog da mayun. He sine hisef "ichin fo a fite", put his face rite up top li "yu wanna pees o meh?" den blames crackas becus no mattuh wat they say to him, it gotta be raciss lookin fo trubuh. Gess dis heah da pree-meeuh dee-skuh-shunn boahd fo da boolsheeuh.

Nah, evuhboduh nos evuhthane crackas faut, but he da onluh one weah it on his sleeve! He li fishin fo da big sucka on da mitey misisissii misisipi -- whutevuh -- rivah. Whutevuh whitey say to him o do, he cot hisef anothuh one.

Ri on! Dey spose be shinin muh shues n heppin wit choes in da hood, but no-o-o-o. To buseh bein bigots.

Das wy I put Thakuku pichuh up top not myn. Noboduh cah yu kik his ass cause noboduh seen him fo li 2 yeahs anyway. Mutha owes meh 50 buks to.

Fo yo-all infomashun, da fust gangsta rappa wa Billy Holloday n she ded cause she wasn' da bes rappa, jes li I sayd. Got shot up reah goo.

O mah rivah, Yu o mah rivah, Yu jes plane rotten, Shipin ah da cotten. I fogeh tha dude, but he ded to. See how da wuk? I respeck yo opineon.

Yo-all wukin fo Bush anuhway.