Ironic Twist in 3-Year Old Self-Shooting Case: Defendant Shot While Jury Was Cleaning Gun

"We were cleaning our gun, and it just went off!", claims Jury. "The defendant was told repeatedly to go outside while we were cleaning our gun, but he snuck in anyway."

The Jury says it normally practices gun safety while cleaning its gun around the Defendant, but this time the Defendant didn't stay away.

The Jury is hoping for a speedy recovery of the Defendant, so they can return to listening to his excuses about how a 3-year old that he was responsible for managed to get his gun.

"We know this looks really bad, considering the nature of the case we were hearing, but we swear...it was just a freak accident!"

When asked whether he was considering replacing the Jury, the Judge said, "I see no need to declare a mistrial. The Defendant was told not to get near the Jury's gun, but he did it anyway. It's not the Jury's fault."

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