I once sold a hurricane on eBay. It had hand-like extensions on it that seemed to bleed. It sold for $153,428. Stupid fuckers! All they got was a regular hurricane...I Photoshopped the stigmata!

But seriously...if anyone has a hurricane shaped like a corn-chip, or that looks like a burnt-toast Jesus beard, I'll pay top dollar for it. I've got a WMD permit, and I collect hurricanes in case the day comes when they take away my guns. Who's going to break into a house with a collection of hurricanes, I ask you? When hurricanes are outlawed, only outlaws will have hurricanes.