HEY FED-UP.......is that you DAVE........I thought we had you all fixed :-I

I SWEAR TA GOD.......I was up on this mountain in No. Cal. overseeing the building of a lake and a cabin for my sisters husband who had a tree fall on him and was sporting a broken shoulder :-I

WELL ANYWAY......there were several other camps on this here mountain and BAREFOOT DAVE was wearing out his welcome at all of them by being a Beer Mooch......and just down and outright DEPRESSING :-(

SO ONE NIGHT ME AND DAVE HAD IT OUT AT MY CAMP........WE STARTED YELLING AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT AND WENT ON SOME 4 HOURS OR MORE :-(

IT WAS LIKE HE WAS POSSESED BY A DOZEN DEMONS........FINALLY I TOLD HIM I'D GIVE HIM A BEER IF HE'D GO AWAY ( I'm amazed I didn't kill him :-I

BUT ANYWAY AGAIN..........I WAS STILL SO PISSED OFF AFTER HE LEFT THAT I NAILED SOME BOARDS TOGETHER IN THE SHAPE OF A CROSS.......AND USING A TUBE OF BLACK TARPAPER GLUE I WROTE IN BIG BOLD LETTERS ON THE CROSS

"FUCK YOU DAVE- JESUS IS KING"

AND NAILED IT UP ON THE CABIN :-(

The next morning everybody from all the camps thought it was HILARIOUS......except for one joker who was a bible thumper and said he wasn't gonna work on the cabin no more unless I took the cross down :-I

I TOLD HIM TO SHOVE THE FUCK OFF THEN.........I WAS A EUCHARISTIC MINISTER AND I CONSECRATED THIS CHURCH TILL DAVE STOPS STEALING BEER :-(

It was some months later I had learned that DAVE had had an AWAKENING :-I

ya just never know.....till ya find out ;-)