Originally Posted by Silverhair

Abdul: Hey, Fartqad, have you heard? The US won't search you if you are an elderly white woman?

Fartqad: You're kidding? For real?

Abdul: Serious man.

Fartqad: Alright !! Zaqeed is married to a white woman. His Mother-in-Law is senile. She doesn't know what's happening. We will arrange for her to fly on the same flight as us, but hide the weapons on her.