Please somebody tell me what we should do when we are attacked?

Well, as for this particular attack...you gotta' be a little more specific here my friend...

I would say to GET ONE OF THESE, order one NOW...

Bin Laden's head on a stick

on the front lawn, sort of like a Tiki torch

(Please, COD only):

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

But Dick Cheney and George Bush seemed to have given the wrong information to FedEx or DHL or filled out the web order wrong, it got rerouted through Iraq and then seems to be floating somewhere around the border of Israel and Lebanon (hard to tell where it is right now). Maybe the terrorist suppliers are out of Bin Laden heads this season, seems like our order has been sitting there unfulfilled for over three years now...hmmm(?) Bin Laden heads have gone out of style...maybe? I am sort of confused by the catalogues that are out there now...what to order...when to order...colors...styles...??? Maybe I will just wait another year for a Bin Laden head, no big deal I guess...hate that I still have that charge on my Visa card, I might ask for a return...damn, bet they only give credit or gift certificates back...